This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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