yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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