Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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