I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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