Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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