I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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