Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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