Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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