So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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