I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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