your room smells of hookers.
And success
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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