Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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