we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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