You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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