so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Randomize
