She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
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I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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