i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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