i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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