you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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