at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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