Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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