just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
two words...techno handjob
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
