i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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