I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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