I wanna bring you to show and tell
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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