wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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