Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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