people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
We just shotgunned beers for America
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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