Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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