She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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