So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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