doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
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As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
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