How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i came on her dog
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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