O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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