At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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