so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
