peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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