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These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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