Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i just google imaged poop.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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