doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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