I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
