the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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