i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
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It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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