No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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