why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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