You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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