Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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