Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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