i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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