the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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