everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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