Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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