i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I have post one night stand depression
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