so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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