Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
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Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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