New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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